What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress Rs. 5000. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.You only have to shave your face and neck.You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Phewww..... No wonder men are happier. :)
Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress Rs. 5000. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.You only have to shave your face and neck.You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Phewww..... No wonder men are happier. :)
7 comments:
ROFL ;-)
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
You know shoes are blind, they don’t judge legs by gender. When they are new, they give troubles;-)
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You’ve never talked with me, that’s why, you are saying this!
Aha! But Roy you are more of an exception than a rule. How many other men you know host a Woman-Oriented site buddy? :)
Well, do men actually have the easier way out in life always. Some food for thought,
Who gets to stand and gaze while man changes the flat tyre ?
Who gets to have reserved seats in all public transport ?
Who gets to stand in a seperate queue's (obviously shorter) while all men struggle to get to the ticket window ?
Who gets to have 10 different pairs of footwear to match with the handbags and dresses ?
Who blows up money on shopping without thinking twice on what goes behind earning it ?
Who gets to experiment with looks more than women actually do ?
But YES, they can't do without each other.
Dear Anonymous,
Man you are touchy, Huh?
But honestly speaking I agree with you one point1, 2, and 3.(Hey isn't that y men wer born? :))
But HELLOOOOO I believe life's easier for men 'coz they have only 3 pairs of shoes to choose from for all their outfits.
And dude you are talking to a working woman. I for one don't know any women who blow up money on shopping without thinking twice on what goes behind earning it?
And as for experimenting with looks... Who says men can't do that? Please be my guest- experiement all we care sir!
Well, being honest, point 1, 2 and 3 were the only genuine points that I could think of too
Rest were added without much conviction at my end, so ":)" is all that I can do at your similar thoughts
I understand the working women thing and the funda of "independence" or rather let me call it - "non-dependence on men". Perfectly fine with it.
And let me have a shot in the dark, does any of your close friend / husband / brother (who ever fits in closest) actually experiment with looks ? But YES, there are Men who do experiment. So please don't take my comment to be as "one size fits all"
Dear Anonymous,
Nice to see we agree on some points... :)And though my husband and brother don't fall into the category of "Look Experimenters", I do happen to know some people (ahhmmm friends) who do! So Gottcha! :P
But yea "One size sure never fits all!!!" :)
i would agree with most of the points in this blog, but for the three pairs of shoes thingy...
u gotta see my converse collection.. :P
also, speaking of men can be presidents, look who is the president of india right now... :)
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