Friday, August 29, 2008

Mumbai Meri Jaan…. A review

Posted by astuti at 2:29 PM 5 comments

It was one of those “oh-so-rare” days when both Umang and I were back from work by 6.30 P.M. We decided to catch a movie and man did I love the results of this impulsive decision. :)

Yes I am a gonner and now a committed fan of the director Nishikant Kamat. Seriously there are dialogues and then there are Dialogues… And this movie is filled with them… Some that I recollect very vividly are:
Kay Kay’s remark on “Do you know the difference between Sharon Stone and Kidney Stone?”

Paresh Rawal’s comment many a times in the movie "When you feel like crying, just urinate", adding, "That way you drain the excess water from your body".

And his comment later in the film (after the bomb blasts) where he says “we cant shut the bars; where will the spirit of Mumbai come from!” (Quite a pun I say)

Amidst romance and seeing life through rosy-spectacled films, only once in a while do we come across a movie which strikes a chord with a social theme and is enormously entertaining at the same time. Only once in a while do we come across a movie that has an outstandingly original screenplay and more importantly it connects with the viewer convincingly. Only once in a while do we come across a movie that incites us emotionally and is technically flawless simultaneously. That's Mumbai Meri Jaan to me!!!

There were some technical expertises that I just loved… Brilliant screenplay and even better compositions… For instance right after the scene where they show train blasts, rather than show the date in the original bollywood style Aka as a type written subtitle, the director decides to show us a train bogie number plate “7/11”.

Similarly when Soha Ali’s being asked to give a byte on how she feels (after the death of her fiancé’) the scene shows her reflection on tile which is walked over by the other characters in the film.

Very simple yet very strong, the film makes you look back at what happened and feel for the city.

Much against your predictable perception, the film moves away from any opinionated or political argument on terrorism and traverses a more atomic approach by representing the ordeal of the violence in five individual lives. Each episode runs independent of the other until they are correlated by the train blasts. The parallel tracks beautifully congregate to a common climax.

The writing doesn't resort to any clichés or pre-defined formulae thereby opting for an innovative, unadulterated and gratifying treatment. No song numbers, comedy tracks or romance angles are enforced for commercial considerations. The ending couldn’t have been better, with an All-time-classic song “Yeh hain Mumbai meri jaan”. Cheers, the spirit of Mumbai will always remain intact!

I lurved the movie and recommend it to any serious film appreciators. It’s surely a must watch.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

Posted by astuti at 1:04 PM 3 comments

Some writeups down the memory lane....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...One friend who Always makes her Laugh... And one Who lets her cry...A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE Eight matching plates,Wine glasses with stems, And a recipe for a meal that will Make her guests feel honored.

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...A feeling of control over Her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...How to fall in love Without losing herself...EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...How to quit a Job, Break up with a lover and confront a friend without ruining the friendship. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...When to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...That she can't changeThe length of her calves,The width of her hips, or The nature of her parents...EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...That her childhood May not have been Perfect..but;Its over...EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...What she would and Wouldn't Do for love or more...EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...How to live alone...even if She doesn't like it...EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...Whom she can trust, Whom she can't, And why she shouldn't Take it personally...EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...Where to go When her soul needs soothing...Be it to her best friend's kitchen table..Or a charming inn in the woods...!

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...What she can and can't accomplish
In a day... A month.. And a year...

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Men Are Just Happier People...:)

Posted by astuti at 3:59 PM 7 comments

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress Rs. 5000. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.You only have to shave your face and neck.You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Phewww..... No wonder men are happier. :)
 

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